I am an unemployed working dog. I find work where I can: chasing lizards, chasing frogs, chasing snakes, chasing small to mid-sized mammals. I have an oral fixation and you are likely to find me with an object in my mouth (shoes, hats, towels, blankets or whatever you hold most dear) while I excitedly greet any friendlies. I and have a talent to whip a calm room into a fervor in no time flat and will destroy anything in my path (physically or emotionally).